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12 August 09

Random texts with Chops.

  • Chopstick: "thats what she said" ..until she met me!
  • Me: Thats one tune I wont find myself singing...
  • Chopstick: Well if it ends up as time tells... you wont be able to really sing much... maybe hum.
  • Me: Fuck you and your high hopes of me blowing you like a flute.
  • Chopstick: You can always saxaphone my sack.. or go low with the trumpet if the flute is too high for you.
  • Me: You're asian. The size is more like a harmonica.
  • Chopstick: Ooooo low blow. You're barely 5 feet with heels on... believe me.. a harmonica would seem like a marching band to you!